did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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