my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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