Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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