Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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