Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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