i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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