ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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