I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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