it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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