you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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