She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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