Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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