VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i dont even know how to be here
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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