i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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