I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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