found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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