whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
