HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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