It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he told me I talked like a deaf person
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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