It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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