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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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