Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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