would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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