i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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