Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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