just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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