i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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