I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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