I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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