Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if only i could text you this smell
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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