My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
thus making me awesome and them whores
i just google imaged poop.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
