This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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