I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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