I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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