did you get engaged???
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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