I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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