She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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