so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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