the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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