I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
can u get pink eye on your cock?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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