please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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