SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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