Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
