It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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