Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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