Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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