Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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