Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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