If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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