I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Even my vagina gasped.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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